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Overheard in My Living Room: 2012

Maggie Gibbs

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Description:[*NSFW*]There are hundreds of funny books for adults available for you to purchase, many involving actual comedy. Then there's Overheard in My Living Room.Author, eavesdropper, and professional creep Maggie Gibbs has been hiding behind couches, shelves, and potted plants for six years, and now her discoveries are revealed for the very first time in book form.Just when you thought rural life was safe from the probing lights of infamy, Maggie shows up in your living room to ruin everything. Excerpts from Overheard in My Living Room: 2012Rhode Island? Who gives a sh*t. Sell it to the French.That’s what I want on a bumper sticker: “Christ is my copy writer.”Hey. Grow some wiener curtains.All this sausage mining is making me thirsty. I need a nipple of beer.About the seriesOverheard in My Living Room: 2012 is a book of quotes overheard at home, at work, on the farm, and out and about in Minneapolis, then subsequently recorded entirely out of context. Think of it as a mass-market Rorschach test: any original meaning has been stripped, and the quotations that remain mean only what you think they mean. You have the power. Use it wisely. Topics in this fourth edition include: wiener curtainsLutheran cheater loreboobssciencehanging out underneath the toilet holeand more!Quotes are anonymous, utterly lack meaningful context, and do not reflect the opinions or preferences of their compiler. God, that would be terrible. To those within these pages: Don’t worry. Anonymity will save you. Maybe. Praise for Overheard in My Living Room: 2012“Oh my god, I'm famous!”—Ex-roommate“Why would anyone in their right mind want to read a book of quotes by a bunch of jerk-offs with roommate problems?”—Book reviewer; name withheld by request“I love it.”—Jerk-off not in his right mind“They’ll never find me!!” *click*—Ex-roommate, somewhere in South America* Now with more science! *We are merely sharing a string of . . . things . . . protein.That’s the first thing you learn when you’re a scientist: how to tell human from turtle.I don’t actually know how to make boobs bigger. That’s one thing I haven’t learned how to do.More Excerpts from Overheard in My Living Room: 2012Well, if you need someone to hold you, just let me know.—And you’ll find somebody for me?Right. I’ll check Craigslist. There’s probably someone.I can count on the fingers of one hand foods that I legitimately do not like, and kimchee is one of those fingers.Don’t look now, but there’s a leprechaun dancing in the vicinity of your knees, and he appears to be playing the pan flute.In these tough economic times, I think it would be right Christian of you to hire one of those people from medieval times to hang out underneath the toilet hole waiting to wipe for you.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Overheard in My Living Room: 2012. To get started finding Overheard in My Living Room: 2012, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Description: [*NSFW*]There are hundreds of funny books for adults available for you to purchase, many involving actual comedy. Then there's Overheard in My Living Room.Author, eavesdropper, and professional creep Maggie Gibbs has been hiding behind couches, shelves, and potted plants for six years, and now her discoveries are revealed for the very first time in book form.Just when you thought rural life was safe from the probing lights of infamy, Maggie shows up in your living room to ruin everything. Excerpts from Overheard in My Living Room: 2012Rhode Island? Who gives a sh*t. Sell it to the French.That’s what I want on a bumper sticker: “Christ is my copy writer.”Hey. Grow some wiener curtains.All this sausage mining is making me thirsty. I need a nipple of beer.About the seriesOverheard in My Living Room: 2012 is a book of quotes overheard at home, at work, on the farm, and out and about in Minneapolis, then subsequently recorded entirely out of context. Think of it as a mass-market Rorschach test: any original meaning has been stripped, and the quotations that remain mean only what you think they mean. You have the power. Use it wisely. Topics in this fourth edition include: wiener curtainsLutheran cheater loreboobssciencehanging out underneath the toilet holeand more!Quotes are anonymous, utterly lack meaningful context, and do not reflect the opinions or preferences of their compiler. God, that would be terrible. To those within these pages: Don’t worry. Anonymity will save you. Maybe. Praise for Overheard in My Living Room: 2012“Oh my god, I'm famous!”—Ex-roommate“Why would anyone in their right mind want to read a book of quotes by a bunch of jerk-offs with roommate problems?”—Book reviewer; name withheld by request“I love it.”—Jerk-off not in his right mind“They’ll never find me!!” *click*—Ex-roommate, somewhere in South America* Now with more science! *We are merely sharing a string of . . . things . . . protein.That’s the first thing you learn when you’re a scientist: how to tell human from turtle.I don’t actually know how to make boobs bigger. That’s one thing I haven’t learned how to do.More Excerpts from Overheard in My Living Room: 2012Well, if you need someone to hold you, just let me know.—And you’ll find somebody for me?Right. I’ll check Craigslist. There’s probably someone.I can count on the fingers of one hand foods that I legitimately do not like, and kimchee is one of those fingers.Don’t look now, but there’s a leprechaun dancing in the vicinity of your knees, and he appears to be playing the pan flute.In these tough economic times, I think it would be right Christian of you to hire one of those people from medieval times to hang out underneath the toilet hole waiting to wipe for you.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Overheard in My Living Room: 2012. To get started finding Overheard in My Living Room: 2012, you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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