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Description:Congratulations: you found ‘Surreal Dreamscapes’ (Mind-bending Mayhem in Absurdistan: Only Fools Are Certain) ~ The Anthology 2011-22, from 22-33… show me a receipt, I’ll give you a jolly good fingering.Inspired by the Berlin cabarets of the 20’s that prevented the rise of Hitler: ‘Surreal Dreamscapes’ was compiled through twelve years of tropical island life—people died in the making of this, myself included.Half a million words of melon-twisting madness: 75+ short stories, non-fiction and novelettes, 30+ poems, 10 essays. Also available in paperback, so you can strategically stash, or present them to lovers: guaranteed to get magic monkey juice gushing like the Zambezi river rapids.Buy my book, and feel comfortable and witty at parties, smell fresh, sweat fragrantly and taste sweet, as doors open, ropes part, champagne supernovas form in the cosmoi while sexually charismatic nymphomaniacs chase you down the street like Hard Day’s fookin Night. This book frees you to no longer make foolish grammatical errors, with more pain and poetry, immersive beauty, ugliness, wisdom, idiocy, violence, sex and drug-fuelled bedlam than Oliver Reed mad in a crack lounge. Dunk your cookies in my milk and let ’em soak on the rap. One Fletch word is worth a thousand pictures—click, buy n’ bang on.40 fiction stories; 30 non-fiction tales of triumph & tragedy, torture & torment, joys & sorrows, disaster, relief, blagging and dancing and flying, oh my: thick as a butcher’s slab and twice as graphic. Ibiza 2011, Thailand 2012-14, Indonesia 2014-late 2019, plus Spain; Singapore; Santa Cruz, Cali; KL, Malaysia; Ko Pha-ngan, pandemic in the palm-shade…Nice to leave these tales behind, regardless who reads 'em, qué será será—satire, social commentary, mad escapades, comedy and mischief alike should have a point or you’re past the point of being pointful, like a barbershop by the steps of the gallows, a chocolate teapot or a cheese-dildo. We strive like sun-starved plants for light.From writing a screenplay in Ibz with a ‘music producer’ (RIP) whilst living with a ‘BBC television director’; to the fightsport journalism years, flag tied to the mast of m€th-fried mentalists in a den of Phuket lunacy; embedded early with (then banned from) the future world’s largest fight promotion, ONE Championship; charity fights, juvenilia; spoofs and lampoonery; (brief!) commentary; choosing to be a poor man with pals in Indonesia rather than a rich and miserable man in Singapore; moving to Indo with the Leone Brothers in 2014; the Bali MMA years; the Rise and Rápé of Canggu; Kedungu & Pigstone rice paddy panoramas; all rascals and rogues in that rich tapestry; omnishambles, melon-twisting mayhem and misadventures, dead friends and lovers, disaster, relief; annihilation and treachery; earthquakes and landslides, eruptions, tsunami alerts; crashes, jackings, lynchings and chaos—all the life and death in those surreal dreamscapes of that endless second, into which time collapsed…Squeezed in posthumous ‘Pandemic in Paradise’: Predatory Pigs in the Palm-shade, ‘Holding Moments By The Stem’, ‘survival tribes’ and shrinking, peripheral worlds—stories to share round the campfire.‘Write as if posthumously’ feels unnervingly apt: the entire Palm-shaded Pandemic in Paradise is a ghostly experience for Stumbling Swayze. Fook libel—recreate those old Phuket 2012 nights where machetes n' mallets, pistols, bottles, tasers and blades are zapped, shot or swung by crazed chimps with monkey brains and shark minds. Nostalgia has its charm. Orwell claimed autobiography 'only has merit if it reveals the disgraceful’. Poetry is barbaric but post-crucio, it might feel futile but be useful. Can’t kill a ghost twice. I’ve lost the ability to give a fook.Get cabbaged on monkey dust; start the strokeathon; stick your Barry White LP on, lube up, dive in, bang on, get weird, stay fresh—open your knees and feel the breeze.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Surreal Dreamscapes: The Fletch Anthology 22-33 (2011-22). To get started finding Surreal Dreamscapes: The Fletch Anthology 22-33 (2011-22), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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Pages: 1462

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Release: 2022

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Description: Congratulations: you found ‘Surreal Dreamscapes’ (Mind-bending Mayhem in Absurdistan: Only Fools Are Certain) ~ The Anthology 2011-22, from 22-33… show me a receipt, I’ll give you a jolly good fingering.Inspired by the Berlin cabarets of the 20’s that prevented the rise of Hitler: ‘Surreal Dreamscapes’ was compiled through twelve years of tropical island life—people died in the making of this, myself included.Half a million words of melon-twisting madness: 75+ short stories, non-fiction and novelettes, 30+ poems, 10 essays. Also available in paperback, so you can strategically stash, or present them to lovers: guaranteed to get magic monkey juice gushing like the Zambezi river rapids.Buy my book, and feel comfortable and witty at parties, smell fresh, sweat fragrantly and taste sweet, as doors open, ropes part, champagne supernovas form in the cosmoi while sexually charismatic nymphomaniacs chase you down the street like Hard Day’s fookin Night. This book frees you to no longer make foolish grammatical errors, with more pain and poetry, immersive beauty, ugliness, wisdom, idiocy, violence, sex and drug-fuelled bedlam than Oliver Reed mad in a crack lounge. Dunk your cookies in my milk and let ’em soak on the rap. One Fletch word is worth a thousand pictures—click, buy n’ bang on.40 fiction stories; 30 non-fiction tales of triumph & tragedy, torture & torment, joys & sorrows, disaster, relief, blagging and dancing and flying, oh my: thick as a butcher’s slab and twice as graphic. Ibiza 2011, Thailand 2012-14, Indonesia 2014-late 2019, plus Spain; Singapore; Santa Cruz, Cali; KL, Malaysia; Ko Pha-ngan, pandemic in the palm-shade…Nice to leave these tales behind, regardless who reads 'em, qué será será—satire, social commentary, mad escapades, comedy and mischief alike should have a point or you’re past the point of being pointful, like a barbershop by the steps of the gallows, a chocolate teapot or a cheese-dildo. We strive like sun-starved plants for light.From writing a screenplay in Ibz with a ‘music producer’ (RIP) whilst living with a ‘BBC television director’; to the fightsport journalism years, flag tied to the mast of m€th-fried mentalists in a den of Phuket lunacy; embedded early with (then banned from) the future world’s largest fight promotion, ONE Championship; charity fights, juvenilia; spoofs and lampoonery; (brief!) commentary; choosing to be a poor man with pals in Indonesia rather than a rich and miserable man in Singapore; moving to Indo with the Leone Brothers in 2014; the Bali MMA years; the Rise and Rápé of Canggu; Kedungu & Pigstone rice paddy panoramas; all rascals and rogues in that rich tapestry; omnishambles, melon-twisting mayhem and misadventures, dead friends and lovers, disaster, relief; annihilation and treachery; earthquakes and landslides, eruptions, tsunami alerts; crashes, jackings, lynchings and chaos—all the life and death in those surreal dreamscapes of that endless second, into which time collapsed…Squeezed in posthumous ‘Pandemic in Paradise’: Predatory Pigs in the Palm-shade, ‘Holding Moments By The Stem’, ‘survival tribes’ and shrinking, peripheral worlds—stories to share round the campfire.‘Write as if posthumously’ feels unnervingly apt: the entire Palm-shaded Pandemic in Paradise is a ghostly experience for Stumbling Swayze. Fook libel—recreate those old Phuket 2012 nights where machetes n' mallets, pistols, bottles, tasers and blades are zapped, shot or swung by crazed chimps with monkey brains and shark minds. Nostalgia has its charm. Orwell claimed autobiography 'only has merit if it reveals the disgraceful’. Poetry is barbaric but post-crucio, it might feel futile but be useful. Can’t kill a ghost twice. I’ve lost the ability to give a fook.Get cabbaged on monkey dust; start the strokeathon; stick your Barry White LP on, lube up, dive in, bang on, get weird, stay fresh—open your knees and feel the breeze.We have made it easy for you to find a PDF Ebooks without any digging. And by having access to our ebooks online or by storing it on your computer, you have convenient answers with Surreal Dreamscapes: The Fletch Anthology 22-33 (2011-22). To get started finding Surreal Dreamscapes: The Fletch Anthology 22-33 (2011-22), you are right to find our website which has a comprehensive collection of manuals listed.
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